The One Hundred And Tenth One: Look, It's Someone Who's Not Dead.

I wasn't sure if I'd be the lucky one assigned to shatter everything you believed to be true, but I won the rock/paper/scissors shoot-out over Potsie.

Ron Howard is a jerk.

Look, I'm not saying he's as bad as Stalin, although curiously, he does looks like him. Or, he looks an awful lot like how I think Stalin would look if I knew who that guy was. But listen, my lack of knowledge about Turkey and its peoples has little to do with this. This is about Ron Howard being an asshole.

I know you don't believe me, but I have it on a first hand account – I know a girl who dates this guy whose sister's best friend's cousin's teacher knows this gardener who swears on tortillas that Ron Howard makes him mow his 3-acre lawn using only pruning shears.

Right?

It gets worse. I hear he has a real shitty sense of humor. Oh, and he killed someone.

Makes you wonder about Tom Hanks.